Scary Demons!!!
Bursts out of a portal covered in scorch marks and smelling of sulfur
Holy Astral Turbo-Dragon! That was a close one. What? Oh, I was just fighting a demon. The arch-devil Lord Writingblock himself, keeper of the infernal archive1, in fact. I barely made it out alive this time. That son of a leech is ever at my heels, thirsting for my blood. But not today! I banished that scoundrel to the Fourth Moon of Yeshuushuu, where he belongs.
Hmm...could Lord Writingblock be the one behind the Techno Goblins? Perchance...
Nevertheless! I must resume my research on Earth soon. Maychance I shall see you there. Til then, stay frosty!
Summons a portal inside your microwave, climbs in, sets timer for 30 seconds, and disappears with a metallic humming sound
Where all the books are blank!↩