Spagnum Speaks

Feel free to contact me! I live in a lovely little treehouse perched at the top of a nine hundred-year-old oak. It's the one with the telescope sticking out the roof and the lightning scars on the upper branches. Watch out for squirrel-demons, though. Those conniving little bastards show no mercy.

If the squirrel-demons are a turn-off, send me a message by raven post! Just whisper the words "oombactoomba impensa didalpha" to your trusty messenger raven, give it the message you wish to send, and let it fly to my abode...unless the squirrel demons catch and eat it. Again.

If all else fails, send me a message via scrying orb. My orb address is spagnuma at gee mail dot com. Don't be a stranger!